g mapuh la sek mung weh!

"kampung gila korang undi tomok..bla bla"

aku tak undi, tapi aku sokong for those yg vote for him better than aweera, so what?
so what people?
so whatttt??

kampung gila eh, habis kau tuh urban sangat ke?
layan the strokes, alkaline trio and what so ever lagu bising nak mampos tuh urban la eh?
pegi mampos!

aku paling benci manusia yang bajet urban. tapi takdo la urban sangat pon. bla la wei!

*
irritated situation bila ber-im semalam :

w : so, how's kelantan babe? mesti u pakai tudung kan kat sana?
me : yup, so what?
w : haha ikhlas ke tak tuu?
me : cess, ikhlas aa, apsal tak ikhlas lak isk3, so bila nk dtg here?
w : me? kelantan? ohoooo..tak nakk la, u jumpa i kat kl should be better
me : wth?
w : kalau i datang kb pun you tak boleh teman i jalan2 jugak kan? nanti kena saman or worst, tangkap basah kan? :p
me : crap. i nak tdo bye!

Some *banyak lagi* ridiculous myths about kelate;

Myth 1
You must carry a tudung with you if you want to enter kelantan.
please la, go ahead la kau nak pakai tudung ke tak, you will not be beheaded okay. trust me.
Kelantan girls still reserve their right to choose whether or not they want to wear the tudung.
pakai lagi bagus, just like that.

Myth 2
At the restaurants in Kelantan, men and women are seated separately or ada gap la sikit.
selama aku hidup kat kelantan, tak ada lagi yang aku nampak busy making babies on the tables at the mamak stall or even kat kedai kopi white house tu. please la, it doesnt happen in here.
kau ingat orang kelantan gila sex ke hape eh? kecep bia molek sikit ea.
NO SEGREGATED SEATS HERE.

Myth 3
Kelantanese punya english sangat worst.
erm, no comment. aku punya english pun worst, tapi hey! not just kelantanese okay. it depends on your whether nak pandai cakap orang putih or tak.

dan banyak lagi.

to encik W,
strip yourself off all that foolish stereotype and paranoia and go on a road trip to the state before you make a fool out of yourself. at least if you've been there, you'll be able to bitch about it with the benefit of experiance instead of the liability of ignorance.
Kelate is a pleasant little state in Malaysia, at least for me.

banyak lagi act orang tasaday kat malaysia ni, kesian.